If this were common knowledge, our funding problems would be over

Every now and then you get a glimpse of another more perfect world. Here is one such. Should Kelly Cherry succeed in convincing the world at large that she is onto something, we would have to beat acolytes off with a stick! And her main focus is sentence diagramming. Imagine the ecstatic joys of long movement, or binding, or even the occasional transgressive island or ECP violation.

So, what starts with an 'S' ends with an 'X' and you do it all night? You got it: SYNTAX. Let's go Kelly!